Dear Quarter Pony rider…

28 Sep

supermarket pony rideDear Quarter Pony rider,

In regards to your request, via electronic media, and I quote: “Can you help me tame this wild horse?” please take note of the following riding infractions:

1) you are not wearing a helmet

2) no heel on your boot, correction, no boot

3) unsafe riding surface-too much concussion on horse…and potentially rider

4) your balance seems to be off…Is that your purse over your shoulder? That could be the cause….

5) most riders struggle with ‘looking down’ too much but you seem to be an exception to this….please, look down a bit more! Because….Heaven help us all…….

YOU SEEM TO BE RIDING IN A PUBLIC AREA!!!!!  But if all else fails, have someone unplug your steed.


Posted by on September 28, 2013 in Video


16 responses to “Dear Quarter Pony rider…

  1. Dennis Rymon

    September 28, 2013 at 7:59 am

    Love it!

  2. nikki

    September 28, 2013 at 10:19 am

    Lol. Thanks for that! 🙂

  3. Annie Bauer

    September 28, 2013 at 10:48 am

    Stacy, thank you for bringing humor to my day!!! One more note to the Quarter Pony Rider: At 25 cents, this is the cheapest pony you will ever have the pleasure of riding!

  4. Sandra Clifton

    September 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    I am still chuckling (LOL). Thank you Stacy for answering this question. We all need a little humor in our lives.

  5. Lydia Holter

    September 28, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    This is perfectly awesome! Thank you for that!

  6. Melva Hawkins

    September 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Your to cool Stacy. AWESOME LADY….
    Would love to meet you someday.

  7. Eve Livingston

    September 28, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    I think it is fair to expect much improvement from this rider! 😉

  8. AB Morse

    September 28, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Hey! That is how I learned to mount a horse! However I believe it was a 5c pony back then!

  9. GimmeADream (Wynn Currie)

    September 28, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    Awesome post and oh so funny!

  10. Debbie Cormier

    September 29, 2013 at 5:02 am


  11. Julia

    September 29, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Very nice 🙂
    On a only slightly tangential note, it reminds of something a friend said recently while we were rock climbing. She’s been struggling with intense fear about riding her horse since a bad fall and I asked her – don’t you think rock climbing is scarier? We are twenty times higher than when we’re on our horses? And she said, “No, I’m not too worried about my belay rope spooking and running away.” 🙂

  12. Patricia A. Woodruff

    September 29, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    oh yes, this is WAY tooo funny!! had a great laugh!!

  13. Helen Lou Parnell

    September 30, 2013 at 8:56 am

    I needed a good laugh today! thanks!!

  14. Debby

    October 4, 2013 at 5:53 am

    hahaha! hilarious 🙂

  15. Gail Meek-Wilson

    October 6, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Wonderful advice. I have rode that type of horse many times in my younger years. And yes, I now wear boots and a helmet!!..And I do not carry my purse!!

  16. Mattea B

    October 18, 2013 at 10:32 am

    that s funny! Thanks for bringing humor into my day!


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